|i want u 2
know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U
lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down &
den... i lauf again
makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If
rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on
moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million
people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping &
1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
A girl phoned me the other
day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I
went over. Nobody was home
to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came
fifth he won a toaster
Hey friend remember dat
without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU
|Hey can u
do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm
playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
i tried to call you from a
payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake,
it cost me an arm and a leg!
|A man can
kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a
butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend
can kiss my ass!
important to find a man who has money, a man who adores
you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant
that these 3 men should never meet!
Your provider adjusted his
rates. The rate is determined by the length of your
genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You
can telephone for free from now on!
You’d better not be a
dayfly and not having your day.
your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with
your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
You will have to cut back
on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking
about it or thinking about it?
to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around
your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with
know what it takes to look this cheap!
You have the ones that
think and you have the ones that do things. The worst
kind are those who think that they are doing things.
STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and
you sure as hell got the
never too blond to learn !!!
|You are an
unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses
for your birth with their accident insurance.
|When I was
a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave
you a shower!!
want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want
... What we want, is not allowed!
We will now upgrade your
searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
grant you a life insurance policy because you are
already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is
proven statistically that at that age only few people
beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a
sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
can only be read by someone SEXY:...try
again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more
time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during
the working hours and do certainly not miss the job
the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this
message a virus will be activated. This virus should
have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be
disabled, unless you are ugly.
is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a
cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it all without the word cat!
dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
The more I learn the more
I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the
more I forget the less I know, so why should I be
allowed in this area, blowing not!
in the US proved that people who do not perform well in
bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile
in their right hand ..................
red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one
red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the
hell happened to you????
|Read in a
hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are
too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
|One out of
four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother
and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is
at this moment...
feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ?
" "No, they make me sick."
sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a
trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
|Love me or
leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well
shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French
word ... MOI!!
|In case of
fire read this
message.....................................I SAID IN
CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ...
look he is working!
really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit
enough to travel.
have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty
years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
|I like to
compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful
colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass
is empty i just take the next one!
|I know why
I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have
|I am not
your type ... I am not inflatable.
|I am not
stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are
my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or
|Hello I am
a virus and I am entering your brain right now.....
sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I
just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is
created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man
and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created
woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
created the earth, God created the woods, God created
you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
|For you I
would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise
to stay here ?"
use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
|E man pays
$.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays
$.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
|Did I not
see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No?
O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now
searching.........still searching......get a good grip
of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't
care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
this message to 5 of your friends and you will have
unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain,
you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
|Be nice to
the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you
moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same
time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
your eyes, I found them between my brests!
likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in
front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in
bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
|20% of the
population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex,
19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding
his mobile in his hand